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[onceandfutureprat]

Does anyone on this ship have any experience with a sword? I mean, I would prefer it if you've done more than just look at it, but even the most hopeless have to start somewhere.

I would suggest the lance but it seems a little impractical here. There's always the mace. Or if you have your own weapon of choice, I'm willing to learn.

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[sixthanimorph]

[That's the idea!]

Okay, you can have a gun too. I'll show you how to use it.

[And make sure it isn't loaded, because he's terrible that way. :c]

[onceandfutureprat]

[How does he even have a gun :C]

Alright. I did say I would try other weapons. [How hard can it be. He can throw knives, that takes aim]

[sixthanimorph]

[Note the first thing he said, Arthur. Keywords are everything. xD]

Hey, cool. I wouldn't expect any less from a knight. [Or an idiot.]

[onceandfutureprat]

[This is after Heero's warning and he can read what you guys are saying down there alright :|]

You should be arrested for this.

[sixthanimorph]

[And now he's just laughing, because the jig's up, but hey, you're still funny, tin man. c:]

Yeah? And who's gonna arrest me? You?

[onceandfutureprat]

[That is Prince Tin Man to you :|]

If no one else will claim responsibility for you.

[sixthanimorph]

[Oh, just try making him call you prince.]

Well, then. Come arrest me, tin man.

[peektuttut]

He's my responsibility. And I think it's safe to say this was all hypothetical. [RIGHT DAVID >|]

[sixthanimorph]

I'm not anyone's responsibility, Tim. Just because you're my warden doesn't mean you're my dad.

And yeah, it was hypothetical. [David's grin is not exactly his most convincing.]

[peektuttut]

Yeah, no arguments on the dad end. But you're still my responsibility.

[onceandfutureprat]

If you're sure.

If there are stocks here, I find those always do people a world of good.

[Private]

[resultofwar]

Don't listen to him. [Taking advantage of medieval folk is uncool, bro.]

[Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

Why?

[Private]

[resultofwar]

He's using your lack of knowledge against you. A gun is a projectile weapon that shoots a small cylinder of metal called a bullet out at extremely high speeds, and it can cause massive internal damage to any structure it hits, including the human body.

[And actually wait a minute, he can show you one right now. He leans off camera for a moment before holding one up to show him.]

[Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

I see.

[Private]

[resultofwar]

Don't trust David. He's manipulative and [Not very smart. :U] likes to cause problems.

[Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

Well. Thank you for warning me.

/threadjack

[resultofwar]

David. [Really, David? Really?]

/threadjack

[sixthanimorph]

What? If a guy's gonna rush in to hang himself, why not give him the rope?

[It's so much worse when he says that with the innocent smile.]

[resultofwar]

[Since this is guy who used to hysterically laugh when he blew up people's suits? He is in no place to judge. :|]

Because that isn't going to help you get out of here.

[sixthanimorph]

[Lol, he took a page out of your book when fighting Dean. :\]

Oh, quit being a party pooper. I wasn't gonna kill him. Just have a little fun with him, that's all.

[resultofwar]

[Not a good book to take pages from, it makes you look insane. :c]

Shooting someone isn't having fun with them.

[sixthanimorph]

[Since when has that ever stopped him? :C]

It's fun for me.

[A beat.]

Oh, come on. He has that silly armor, I bet he wouldn't even feel it!

[darknessb4me]

[...silly?]

[resultofwar]

Physics obviously isn't a strong suit for you.