.028

[onceandfutureprat]

That was... there is something incredibly wrong in your head, Admiral.

[. . .

Augh he can still remember it. He still remembers making out with Morgana]

Merlin, bring me my sword. [He has some honorable suicide to commit.]

[Later; Spam for Arya]

[Once he's gotten over his own drama concerning the breach (which actually takes him about a full day to do), Arthur realizes that he didn't see Arya at all during it and hasn't heard from her at all since. He doesn't want to assume it was bad for her too, but it doesn't hurt to check up on her anyway.

He makes his way to her quarters, and knocks sharply.]

Comments

[wedonot]

What happened?

Private

[takeyouapart]

Absolutely not.

Sire.

[onceandfutureprat]

I spent the last four days.... in a... with Morgana. [Don't make him say it, Charles >|]

Private

[onceandfutureprat]

Merlin.

Private

[takeyouapart]

I don't think Morgana enjoyed the last few days any more than you did.

[Not that he actually cares about Morgana's feelings but still, trying to make Arthur feel...less bad?]

Private

[onceandfutureprat]

[Yes, it helps so much that his sister is lets nuts than the man he's beholden to to keep Camelot safe.]

Oh good. And here I thought she was just as insane as him.

Private

[takeyouapart]

I really don't think this was his fault.

[toldinthebook]

That's an understatement.

Private

[onceandfutureprat]

Of course you don't.

I'm still waiting for my sword.

Private

[takeyouapart]

Maybe once you tell me what you're planning on doing with it.

[onceandfutureprat]

[Oh, that's what the world's most bitter and exasperated and disturbed laugh sounds like.]

I don't think there's the proper words for what it really is.

Private

[onceandfutureprat]

I'm not going to go after Morgana with it.

Private

[takeyouapart]

Pleased to hear it.

[ANSWER THE QUESTION okay there was no question but you know]

Private

[onceandfutureprat]

You can hold it while I fall onto it.

[wedonot]

Oh. That's... unfortunate. [He could you know. Always take those memories away.]

[onceandfutureprat]

'Unfortunate'? [DO IT. DO IT HE WANTS YOU TO]

[wedonot]

What do you want me to say, Arthur? I'd rather throw myself off a bridge than end up with memories of kissing my sister!

Private

[takeyouapart]

[BRB flipping a table. Not funny. :c]

There's no need for that, Arthur.

[onceandfutureprat]

That would be more appropriate.

Re: Private

[onceandfutureprat]

[NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY.]

Can you erase these memories with your magic?

[toldinthebook]

This was different to before, the other floods. [ No shit. Also she was awake for it that was different ] Why?

[onceandfutureprat]

I spent it.... [Ugh he wants to vomit] with my sister.

Private

[takeyouapart]

No. Even if I were to try, I don't know what damage would be caused if something went wrong.

And no, it isn't worth the risk.

[toldinthebook]

[ Join the club. Even if eww sister ] Is there any way we can forget?

[Private]

[wedonot]

[Man, he is seriously debating whether or not this is a good idea, but you know what? That breach has really just convinced him that there's nothing wrong with him, and being afraid of what people might think is a waste of time and energy.]

If you wanted - and I certainly understand why you might not - I could erase the memories of what happened. Or at least suppress them, slightly.