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[onceandfutureprat]

[Spam for Merlin]

[The last Arthur remembered, he went to sleep in his room. The king pushed himself up on his elbows, scanning his surroundings. That was definitely not where he was now. For one thing, the bed he was on was... completely horrible and he only knew of one person that slept in this tiny, messy room. And that was--]

Merlin!



[Later; filtered to friends; one nice conversation rule applies]

I understand I... slept through a port. How are you doing?

[Private to Arya]

What did you do for the last week?

Comments

[Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

I have yet to meet a bush with a mind.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

These didn't have minds, stupid.

[Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

[Look, he's trying to understand but you sound crazier than normal.]

Then what was the problem?

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[no u]

They moved!

[Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

[We're moving on from this crazy.]

Did anything else happen?

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[Yeah you'd like to think that]

One tried to bite Nymeria.

[Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

[...]

What?

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

It tried to eat her. But it had no teeth, only sticks.

[Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

Is she... alright? [What crazy pills did you take?]

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[How can you ask that after so long on the Barge B(]

Yes. It moved, but it was just a bush. We shredded it.

The other bushes didn't like it, a girl thinks.

Re: [Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

[The real question is how can he ask that after living in Camelot his whole life.]

I can't imagine why.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[Srsly bro]

Did you sleep through all of it?

[Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

I did.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

Maybe a man was lucky.

Re: [Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

[Are you admitting that something got to you?]

Maybe.

Come on, my arms are stiff. You can help me get back intp shape.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[Absolutely not. B(]

Beating an out of shape man's no fun. [She is totally on her way to the gym.]

Re: [Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

[Yes, you are. You're human under all that.]

Neither is beating a little girl. [You're being treated to the kind of teasing he deals to Merlin. Enjoy that.]

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[But she's cooler than Merlin, right. B(]

A girl may be little, but she's not easy to beat!

Re: [Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

[Everyone is cooler than Merlin]

We remember things very differently.

Re: [Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

A man has a poor memory.

Re: [Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

I remember that you haven't been able to beat me yet.

Re: [Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

A girl could.

[Private]

[onceandfutureprat]

[Well he's in the gym, where are you at.]

Come prove it then.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[About to walk in so there B(]

A man isn't allowed to whine when he's beat.

SO SPAM

[onceandfutureprat]

[Arthur adjusts his grip on his sword when she comes in, and smirks at her.]

The same goes for you.