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[onceandfutureprat]

[Spam for Merlin]

[It'd taken him a few days to realize it. Arthur was so relieved that he didn't have to pretend like he could decently clean up after himself that he didn't notice at first. And it's been a while since he's been in Camelot, so his memories are a little fuzzy but Merlin definitely never hung around there as much as he is now.

He's pretending to read a book while Merlin fixes a tear in one of his trousers. Then what he's thinking just falls out of his mouth.]

Merlin, is there something wrong with your room?


[Private to Arya]

Would you join me for a walk?

Comments

[spam]

[onceandfutureprat]

Are you going to be alright? [Meaning are you going to do something stupid?]

[spam]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

I'm not scared of him! [Probs B(]

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[onceandfutureprat]

I didn't assume that you were. [He assumes you're five seconds away from stupid revenge]

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[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[Nothing about revenge is stupid, okay.] Good. He's just a stupid dwarf.

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[onceandfutureprat]

I also assume you aren't going to do anything stupid.

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[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

I'm not stupid. [Which is neither yes nor no 8|]

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[onceandfutureprat]

[He knows that >|]

So you aren't going to seek revenge on him?

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[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[Shruug. She's going to pick up a stone, and hurl it at a tree.]

No.

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[onceandfutureprat]

[It's purely because of that shrug that he adds:] I'm serious about that, Jeyne.

[spam]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

I said no.

[spam]

[onceandfutureprat]

Good. [Do you want a cookie or something?]

Will you, actually be alright? [Like emotionally :c]

[spam]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

Did you want me to come so you could ask me dumb questions?

[No not remotely B( She's started dropping pronouns again B(]

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[onceandfutureprat]

It's not 'dumb' to be affected by his presence.

[spam]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

I'm not affected.

[spam]

[onceandfutureprat]

It doesn't bother you at all, that brother of the woman you have sworn to kill, whose nephew killed your father... it doesn't affect you that he's here? [Hear the disbelief in his voice.]

[spam]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[FUCK YOUR BUTTON PUSHING SER]

Did you talk to him?

[spam]

[onceandfutureprat]

[And that's not an answer young lady >|] No.

[spam]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

He knows who I am. [She does what she wants >(]

[spam]

[onceandfutureprat]

[That's... maybe the first time you have ever referenced Arya Stark on your own.]

And that bothers you?

[spam]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[Tyrion has forced her hand B( She's still back and forth on it.]

Arya Stark had to be dead for a reason. And he's a warden.

[Meaning, he can go home whenever he wants, he can go home and find her.]

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[onceandfutureprat]

What do you think is going to happen when you graduate? [Because he's not letting you go until you call yourself Arya Stark and mean it.]

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[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

I'm not going to graduate.

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[onceandfutureprat]

[Arthur laughs, because he might actually cry if he doesn't.]

You can't stay here forever.

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[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

I don't want to. [But neither does she really get what she has to do to graduate. And she's pretty sure she wouldn't want to anyway. >(]

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[onceandfutureprat]

How do you expect to go home then?