Arthur, King of Camelot

This "prohibition" [You can hear the quotes in his voice] did that actually happen? Or, I suppose will it actually happen?

On a related note, can anyone recommend a decent book on... history? [It's not history, it's the future, and the future is a strange place] From your present day back to mine.

[Private to Tosh]

I wish to apologize to you.

[Private to Prefect]

[Fake cousin? No we're not touching on that.] Don't ever actually grow a beard.

[Private to Merlin]

You have exactly one minute to be annoying about the fact that you were my boss and then we will forget that it ever happened.