onceandfutureprat

[Video Post thing to settle a bet with Cass]

[So a week ago, Cass bet Arthur that if she beat him in a sparring match, then he had to clean up after himself for a whole week. And show everyone. No one will probably understand the significance of this except for Merlin who has previously done all of the cleaning and Cass and Guinevere because she was around. This seems like an accidental post honestly. So here you go, people of the Barge, here's nearly five minutes of Arthur straightening up his room. He comes back to the communicator eventually and picks it up, and now you know this wasn't an accident.]

Happy, Cassandra?

[There's a small pause, and he looks like he isn't sure he wants to ask this but:] ... is it... customary, where most of you are from, to give gifts at this time of year?

[Private to the Admiral]

For Guinevere, a pair of earrings befitting a Queen.

For Merlin, a better mattress. The one he has now is awful.

For Arya, a set of chainmail useful for her size and some treats for her wolf.

For Charles, that ~~ugly~~... thick tunic that seems to have found its way into my room.

For Cass, a nice dress. ~~Girls like those sort of things, right~~

For Cashmere, a... trinket for her hair.

For Emma... a bracelet.

For Tim, his own sword and mail.

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[She'll just have to go back with him and protect him from little druid kids then.]

Exactly. You can be... Batking.

[You'd be most welcome, Cass :c]

... what an honor.

[Think how much easier your life would be with a body-reading-batsuit-wearing weirdo who can barely string sentences together, Arthur. Just think! Best bodyguard ever.]

It is. Big one. Not everyone... can be Bat-things.

[Well. She can't be any more embarrassing than Merlin. Welcome aboard!]

Is that so?

[Is that a challenge? She can try.]

Yep. It's more like... family. Kind of.

[... sob Cass :c]

And you think of me as family, kind of.

Almost. Still have ways to go.

[You can't be her brother until you stop being such a douche to Merlin because he's a sorcerer okay.]

[No, he's being a douche to Merlin for lying to him for six years. The magic is secondary :c]

I'm not dressing up as a bat.

[Yeah but stop :|]

Could be Robin. Bats always have Robins.

[And this does make sense, honest.]

[He's trying. In his own special Arthur way to actually get over it :c]

I'm sorry, what?

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Batman had a bunch... of Robins. Never got my own, for long. Would let you... wear pants and everything.

[Again. There is sense here. You don't have to wear booty shorts and elf shoes unless you really want to, Arthur.]

[Good thing cause he really doesn't want to.]

Why wouldn't I be wearing pants?

... Have to ask Batman. Don't know. But first two Robins? No pants.

[She shrugs, because for some reason, this is all common knowledge and weirdly fine. Go figure.]