onceandfutureprat

[Video Post thing to settle a bet with Cass]

[So a week ago, Cass bet Arthur that if she beat him in a sparring match, then he had to clean up after himself for a whole week. And show everyone. No one will probably understand the significance of this except for Merlin who has previously done all of the cleaning and Cass and Guinevere because she was around. This seems like an accidental post honestly. So here you go, people of the Barge, here's nearly five minutes of Arthur straightening up his room. He comes back to the communicator eventually and picks it up, and now you know this wasn't an accident.]

Happy, Cassandra?

[There's a small pause, and he looks like he isn't sure he wants to ask this but:] ... is it... customary, where most of you are from, to give gifts at this time of year?

[Private to the Admiral]

For Guinevere, a pair of earrings befitting a Queen.

For Merlin, a better mattress. The one he has now is awful.

For Arya, a set of chainmail useful for her size and some treats for her wolf.

For Charles, that ~~ugly~~... thick tunic that seems to have found its way into my room.

For Cass, a nice dress. ~~Girls like those sort of things, right~~

For Cashmere, a... trinket for her hair.

For Emma... a bracelet.

For Tim, his own sword and mail.

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That's cheating. You do it.

It's been a week.

Was hoping you'd learn... new habits.

Merlin likes to clean. [And it's not like Arthur can do his own cleaning in Camelot.]

[She is making a face at you, Arthur.]

At least you... did it. Was it hard?

[Not that she has any room at all to talk, her room is the messiest place on earth. No one taught her to clean up after herself, either.]

[Mess bros high five.]

Not terribly. I had the time here.

Can go best... two of three, next time. If you want rematch.

No more wagers.

But I would welcome another round with you.

Scared of more cleaning?

[It's just so much fun to tease you, Arthur.]

[You're just perfect for Merlin]

I'd expect you to be more original with your next prize.

[Pretty much. Oh wait-]

Clean Merlin's room.

A week wouldn't make any progress in there.

Be funny, watching you try.

[But she'll be nice, let him off the hook this once.]

Just for practice, then. Have extra sword?

Of course.

Can sword fight, then. Haven't in long time.

Perhaps I can teach you something.

I'd like that. There's always... more to learn.

You can show me some of yours as well.

Yes. Can teach you... everything I know.

[Because if she does that, he'll be better able to protect himself when he goes home to Camelot. She gets to have some fun sparring and hopefully, Arthur will learn new things and not die. It's win-win, really.]

[Anything she teaches him is probably not going to spare him from his spare of being shanked by a druid kid but the thought is nice.]

Everything you know from fighting as a bat.

[She'll just have to go back with him and protect him from little druid kids then.]

Exactly. You can be... Batking.

[You'd be most welcome, Cass :c]

... what an honor.

[Think how much easier your life would be with a body-reading-batsuit-wearing weirdo who can barely string sentences together, Arthur. Just think! Best bodyguard ever.]

It is. Big one. Not everyone... can be Bat-things.

[Well. She can't be any more embarrassing than Merlin. Welcome aboard!]

Is that so?

[Is that a challenge? She can try.]

Yep. It's more like... family. Kind of.

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